{Lucky} Frustration- Moments in Time

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:09am EDST
User ID: LuckyAndy (5,685 posts)
Subject: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

First off, i'd like to start this post with an open letter:

Dear 'Wicca', if that's even your real name,

Thank you for fucking bastardising what little herblore is left in the world, you sanctimonious pricks.

No love,
Lucky*

Alright, now that's out of the way- I need a foodsafe herb/bunch of herbs that's good for casting out spirits and general protection, as well as inhibiting lust and other such urges. Proof/experience would be nice, as would citations from actual decent sources, rather than the bullshit fluffy crap i've just spent three fucking hours wading through on the internet.

Thanx, fucks,
Lucky

*I'd like to note that I have nothing against Wiccans on a one to one basis. But some of the shit out there is just amazing. Even I know that STRAWBERRIES aren't a lust deterrant. Protip, bitches.

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:21am EDST
User ID: WykkidKat (1,214 posts)
Subject: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

LuckyAndy said:
First off, i'd like to start this post with an open letter[/snip]

I lol'ed, sir!

In answer to your question, i've been looking through my sources (and trust me, babe, I don't do SilverRavenWolf), and your frustration is easy to understand. A lot of the foodsafe exorcism herbs are also tied to aiding love and lust. Have you considered several methods of transmission?

PS, isn't this awfully early for you, Lucky?

WykkidKat
No, i'm not dyslexic. An original name on the internet is REALLY HARD to find, and numbers are for wimps.

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:29am EDST
User ID: LightBringer3x3 (212 posts) [ACCOUNT FROZEN]
Subject: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust.

Lucky, you're really one to talk for bastardising and perversion, aren't you? What's the matter, did you invite some friends that aren't all you expected?

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:31am EDST
User ID: WykkidKat (1,214 posts)
Subject: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

LightBringer: O no, u din't!

WykkidKat
No, i'm not dyslexic. An original name on the internet is REALLY HARD to find, and numbers are for wimps.

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:39am EDST
User ID: LuckyAndy (5,685 posts)
Subject: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

What's that? I think I hear the baying of Christian-Wiccan shithounds! Tell me, LightBringer (why not just call yourself Morningstar to add to the confusion, kid?), did your mama drink Draino while she was pregnant with you? Gb2/b/, fuckwit.

Wykkid- Thanks for the serious consideration. I'd really much rather it if I could give my guests one drink in order to make sure they aren't being chevalled (to borrow a term) by something nasty. And yes, it's early. Sleep doesn't agree with me right now.

LuckyAndy

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:42am EDST
User ID: LightBringer3x3 (212 posts) [ACCOUNT FROZEN]
Subject: RE: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

What's the matter, don't like the truth? I've read the stuff that's gone on around you these past few months, and you've really got a hide for still being here. Why don't you just go kill yourself?

By the way- i'm also a second degree Wiccan. Also, all Gods are One God, all Goddesses are One Goddess.

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:45am EDST
User ID: WykkidKat (1,214 posts)
Subject: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

LightBringer: According to your profile, you're also sixteen. I'd like to know the name and lineage of your coven and your HP/HPS, please- Children participating in the Great Rite is statutory rape. If you're going to reply 'But my coven doesn't do that sex shit', then it's not a Wiccan coven. Get over it.

You're a fucking joke, you know that? You drag down the name of my faith and my people with your eclectic bullshit. If you want to have a unionist 'All-gods-are-one-God' crapshoot, then actually do some fucking research on the name of the tradition you've taken on, then consider what you're doing to actual Wiccans. Threefold Law and all.

Lucky: Well, i've had a look through my sources. Can I suggest Frankincense burned as a resin? Not as effective as an ingested tincture, but should still make things uncomfortable. As for reducing the influence of spirits of lust and increasing protection, there's pineapple (I know, it's weird, but three reliable sources are pointing me at it) and coconut. You should be able to make something kinda like a pina colada out of that, so it won't taste like shit and your incoming guests will actually drink it.

I can't guarantee the effectiveness of these, but they should help. I'll provide citations in PM for you.

WykkidKat
No, i'm not dyslexic. An original name on the internet is REALLY HARD to find, and numbers are for wimps.

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User Posted: Sat, 6th Dec, 2008 7:50am EDST
User ID: LuckyAndy (5,685 posts)
Subject: RE: Re: Exorcism and Deterring Spirits of Lust

You know... words fail me. They really do. I could cite some shit about 'turn the other cheek', but the actual reference would be lost on you, I think.

Thanks for your help, Wykkid, and for stepping up- i'll give the Coconut and Pineapple a try, and i've still got some frankincense around here, i'm sure of it.

Lucky

Comments

[en-sof.livejournal.com]

This is me, gagging on the term 'second degree wiccan'.

Of course...I've studied the heritage that's known behind the tradition I chose and just...wow. Just....WOW.

Otherwise, entertaining read ;)

[kittenmorag.livejournal.com]

:D I know. Trust me, you think i'd be tired of threads where someone says 'SO, how do I becomez Wiccan?' and the first three answers are 'Just do whatever you believe is right. Starte practicing, choose a god, or gods, whatever you like! You don't need a coven or a tradition to be Wiccan!'

Well, I am tired of them. Doesn't stop me commenting on them.

*cuddles* Fankoo for reading

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[ripstitch.livejournal.com]

I gotta say I cheered a little when WykkidKat laid down the law to LightBringer, nicely done. *mutters about stupid 'wiccan' tweens*

[kittenmorag.livejournal.com]

I was tempted to go all Gaia M&R on LightBringer's ass (which is where most of this thread actually came from), but that would be a little more than a 'Moment in Time', and would detract from the original point, which is to say a) The members of Network Zero, while tolerant, are a little worried about having someone demon spawned in their ranks, and b) Lucky's got a reason to be worried.

Holy Run-on Sentence, Batman!

Thank ya :D

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[ripstitch.livejournal.com]

It did remind me of the M&R, and by that token all online discussions I've ever seen where a fluffy is confronted by a proper Wiccan. I hope WykkidKat is a returning character, I really like them so far.

[kittenmorag.livejournal.com]

ILU2. I do this for you, my brovva. I might do a writeup of her IN THE SHOWER after other people have got their dreams, too.

<3!

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